When Nietzsche declared in 1882 that “God is dead,” I’ll bet he had no idea that ERP system vendors were already queuing up to fill the gap.
He just wasn’t the practical, forward-thinking kind, that was his problem (Nietzsche, I mean, not God).
Now, in heaven, they take the long view. So when they started casting around for a replacement to their legacy system, they took the time to conduct
accounting system shortlist
sayin’? “And as for accounting functionality, OK, now here’s the thing. Forecasting numbers are a little unreliable since the Big Unplug… plus, you should see some of the inventory management headaches we’re getting into—transubstantiation, schmansubstantiation, you ever try reconciling a holy trinity when one of ‘em’s dead , fer cryin’ out loud? And anyway we’re thinking of rebranding our bread product line. 'Bi-weekly bread', now that’s got more of a ring to it, don’t you think?